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		<title>Electronic Image Destabilizing</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you understand all the automatic settings on your electronic equipment? Recently, I was reminded to not assume that the current settings are appropriate, when one of them did the opposite of what it was supposed to. I was shooting video of a mini-conference in which a lot of the footage was of one person [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blog.djmnet.org&amp;blog=4417278&amp;post=453&amp;subd=dmacnet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Math Cartoons</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:16:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are a couple of cartoons I drew in April, 1987 for the St. Olaf College Math Department newsletter, the Math Mess. I have no idea what software I drew them with.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blog.djmnet.org&amp;blog=4417278&amp;post=364&amp;subd=dmacnet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Disappearing Rainforest Cafes</title>
		<link>http://blog.djmnet.org/2009/02/23/disappearing-rainforest-cafes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 04:26:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For years, Bridgette and I thought it would be fun to visit a Rainforest Cafe some day. The stories of animatronic animals and simulated storms sounded like a memorable experience. When we got married in 2003, the nearest one was about 45 minutes away in congested Tysons Corner, VA. So we put it off for [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blog.djmnet.org&amp;blog=4417278&amp;post=263&amp;subd=dmacnet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Atonement Must Not Have Been Mathematical</title>
		<link>http://blog.djmnet.org/2008/08/20/the-atonement-must-not-have-been-mathematical/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 23:41:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Started August, 2000; revised August, 2008) Here&#8217;s what happens when a computer scientist thinks too hard about theology: To say that Jesus bore the wrath of God for the sin of all those he came to save has some interesting implications. For example, in a short amount of time, Jesus had to experience the wrath [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blog.djmnet.org&amp;blog=4417278&amp;post=221&amp;subd=dmacnet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Now It&#8217;s Just The Mack</title>
		<link>http://blog.djmnet.org/2008/08/08/now-its-just-the-mack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 01:49:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometime in the early 1990s, a friend who regularly visits Prince Edward Island in Canada brought me back a couple of pictures she&#8217;d taken there, of a theater in the capital, Charlottetown: Although I&#8217;d been to nearby Nova Scotia, I&#8217;d never made it to PEI until last month. So I was excited when we drove [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blog.djmnet.org&amp;blog=4417278&amp;post=196&amp;subd=dmacnet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Time for Rap and Breakdancing</title>
		<link>http://blog.djmnet.org/2008/08/07/time-for-rap-and-breakdancing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:32:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m about 25 years behind the cultural curve. Back in the early 1980s, in high school, I had a friend (a white guy a year younger than me) who was a heavy metal fanatic. Then suddenly he changed his passion to breakdancing. I couldn&#8217;t relate. I was a rock snob. I&#8217;d hear Herbie Hancock&#8217;s &#8220;Rockit&#8221; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blog.djmnet.org&amp;blog=4417278&amp;post=171&amp;subd=dmacnet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>When Your Naming Scheme Runs Dry</title>
		<link>http://blog.djmnet.org/2008/08/06/when-your-naming-scheme-runs-dry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:21:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The group of system administrators I worked with for over a decade had a tradition of giving Unix computers host names that followed a different theme for each cluster of computers. We started out as students running the computer labs for the College of Engineering at the University of Maryland, College Park in the late [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blog.djmnet.org&amp;blog=4417278&amp;post=153&amp;subd=dmacnet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Computer Museum Moved and I Didn&#8217;t Notice</title>
		<link>http://blog.djmnet.org/2008/08/05/the-computer-museum-moved-and-i-didnt-notice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:35:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the early 1990s I was working as a programmer for the Free Software Foundation, mostly remotely from Maryland but I&#8217;d go up to Cambridge, MA for a week every so often to work face to face with people. One highlight from those trips was visiting the Computer Museum. Besides the exhibits, one thing I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blog.djmnet.org&amp;blog=4417278&amp;post=143&amp;subd=dmacnet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Glob Wars</title>
		<link>http://blog.djmnet.org/2008/08/05/the-glob-wars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:43:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From rcd@ico.isc.com Tue Jan 22 01:54:05 1991 From: rcd@ico.isc.com (Dick Dunn) Newsgroups: comp.arch,comp.unix.wizards Subject: future globs (was "UNIX mindset...") Date: 22 Jan 91 00:33:50 GMT Followup-To: comp.unix.wizards Organization: Interactive Systems Corporation, Boulder, CO roy@phri.nyu.edu (Roy Smith) writes, in response to the glob wars: &#62; Given the move towards kernel bloat, I fear that one alternative [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blog.djmnet.org&amp;blog=4417278&amp;post=102&amp;subd=dmacnet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Pragmatic Decision</title>
		<link>http://blog.djmnet.org/2008/08/05/a-pragmatic-decision/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:38:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(The following appears in the March 1988 UNIX Review magazine, in a comparative review of C compilers. The version of gcc that they tested in the article was 1.17, but you can still find the code they mention in gcc 1.40, in cccp.c.) GCC&#8217;s early handling of the ANSI #pragma construct is perhaps worth noting [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blog.djmnet.org&amp;blog=4417278&amp;post=99&amp;subd=dmacnet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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